Oh I'm sure the beat writer would have covered it up, if it were true and if he'd known.

Sully the memory? He made it about a million times more interesting and impressive by telling that story. There have been 250-odd no-hitters in history; a Giant threw one earlier this week. We talk more about Dock Ellis and his no-no than we do about almsot any other, including the perfect games.

I've heard that fast-food places are big for drug dealing.

The Yankees cheating him of his money helps.

Or, just maybe…you're the victim of a bunch of self-righteous assholes, and that great franchise is deeply hypocritical and lying its ass off in order to cheat you of six million dollars.

Nowhere, as game film in those days wasn't saved.

Ever see that clip of Rossdale doing it live in the rain at MTV Spring Break? It's pretty amazing.

Am I confusing characters? Sorry. PTSD from the horrible turd that was "Showgirls".

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Jesus, that's enough.

"I'm a pretty big deal."

I used to think she was so hot. I was like 20 years old or something when she first showed up in Playboy, and in that pre-internet age, a really gorgeous Playmate was something else.

I loved that show, and I agree that the last season was just a mess. And that wasn't the fault of the new castmembers. It just didn't work.

Is this an issue anywhere outside of Scotland?

Gina Gershon gets raped for no reason.

EXACTLY. Sometimes shit is just shit, and "Showgirls" is shit. Ruined the NC-17 rating forever.

No, it was The Real World that sent us into reality hell.

How many of these writers can remember 1995?

"speedball", ha ha ha

I am a bitter old cynic, which is why I think Ellis was making this up.