You are describing the process of reporting the news, right?

Kristen shot J.R.! Because someone had to! Also, Leland Palmer killed Laura.

"One of them is a lie told for the purpose of having sex with someone"

Someone else who can't be bothered to read a couple dozen posts.

Oh hell no.

Ah, "Night Shift", the start of Shelley Long's brilliant movie career.

Cecily Strong was looking really sexy in that "smart couch" sketch.

And the best illustration of the difference between "genius" and "hack' would be to follow up that Piscopo-Reagan sketch with the brilliant sketch from about five years later where Phil Hartman plays Reagan as the evil mastermind behind Iran-Contra.

I thought Elton John's rendition of "Empty Garden" was fantastic. Second song, meh.

Only 20-odd posts, and people can't be bothered to read. It's not like a 1000-post thread for "The Americans" or "Better Call Saul".

We really should, you know. We blew it during the Dust Bowl years. California should have a sign at every border crossing—"Come, ye poor, ye tempest-tossed masses that want to get the fuck out of Kansas…."

As a Kansas resident, you should probably be looking for any way possible out of Brownbackistan.

People sneer at the lyrics, and ok, "Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus" is pretty bad. But goddammit, musically, that is a great fucking song. What a monster hook.

"But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You can't please everyone so you got to please yourself."

The logical deduction is that new music is shit.

Phedippides (sp?) said "Rejoice, we conquer", and then said "I really regret going for that run."

I remember seeing Star Wars in 1977 when I was 4.

I have started a deliberate campaign to influence my six-year-old's music tastes by playing The Beatles a lot in the car. It seems to be working!

In booklet form, like the pages of a photo album. Which is why anyone pedantic enough to insist that "album" describes a vinyl record only, deserves to get smacked in the face.

It wasn't animated.