That's exactly the wrong Beatles song to call out if you're talking about bad lyrics. Paul McCartney wasn't a great lyricst and could write some pretty goddamn banal lyrics. He could raise his game sometimes and write an "Eleanor Rigby" but "Hello Goodbye" is about as bad as it gets and there was more of the latter…

It ends with a lullaby!

My nasty reply got deleted! For shame, AV Club!

Seriously, where the hell does Pastor Tim get off telling Phillip how to raise Paige? So many spies and murderers on this show, and he's the one I really want to die.

Is that so? Fascinating. It must be weird to make your own fortune and realize that a bunch of useless shitbirds are going to inherit it.

I really thought they nailed that moon landing scene. Look at the wonder on those faces.

Wish they'd asked him about Taylor Swift.

Are we talking about Paige, or people outside the family? Because sure, Paige might wonder why neither of her parents have any people. But to others the fact that the Jennings don't have family get-togethers wouldn't be weird.

Or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Imitating an individual is "aural blackface?"

I don't think Pastor Tim is a KGB plant but I too look forward to the day Phil kills him.

Did ESPN have those workout shows in 1983? I remember there was some chick named Kiana Tom that had an exercise show that was basically PG porn, but that was in the '90s.

Yes. I watched soaps with my mom. GL and GH ran opposite each other.

Ha. She definitely has the blackmail material to get one now.

I had one of those electronic games. Played it constantly.

When I was Henry's age, I didn't have one single relative outside of our nuclear family living in the same state as us. I'm not a spy.

None. Soap operas finished by, oh, 3 pm.

Of course. Murphy was the huge breakout star.

"Astronauts! To the moon!"

Yeah, the dirty little secret is that they're actually a good band.