Then they'd be The Band, and ten million times better.

Society existed for tens of thousands of years with nothing more than muscle power. Human beings got along from Cro-Magnon man to the 19th century without electricity. Phil could pump gas out of tanks using his own muscles. And there is plenty enough water for four people. Phil would have been better off going to…

That was a thing back in 1980 when the film was made. Proselytizers were cleared out of airports well before 9/11.

"The Graduate" is not a meaty part?

All that proves is that she left her ring. My wife leaves her wedding ring off at home because she doesn't want it to get dirty.

Donna Reed and Deborah Kerr were just unbelievably sexy in that movie.

She's covering her breasts with her hands! I am disappointed.

"If I had a million dollars, I would have you killed."

It is.

No it isn't. Listen to the bridge where he sings "I know we don't live here anymore, we bought an old house off the Danforth, she loves me and her body keeps me warm, I'm happy here." The Old Apartment has new tenants. For that matter, the video shows the two of them breaking in together.

"Sam's Women" is pretty great.

I saw your comment. Depressing to read that Drew Carey is a libertarian.

Still requires misusing the word "literally".

Well, hockey and basketball require athletic skills. I'm not that old—I used to play sports video games 20 years ago, EA Sports College Football and such. I didn't sit around watching my roommates when they were playing. Just seems bizarre to me.

What, she's a lesbian? Doesn't change the fact that she's good-looking.

Quasi-sitcommy? It's a sitcom.

Yeah, no. There's been no indication that this isn't happening.

Neither theft nor property damage have meaning in a world without the human race.

"Am I the only rabid Beatles fan who despises Hey Jude?"

That's actually quite helpful, thank you.