I like "In the Air Tonight". And his cover of "You Can't Hurry Love".

Yup. Strangely enough, in the real, non-movie and non-TV world, attractive people seek out and mate with other attractive people, not homely-but-sweet people. Of course, in this scenario with only two possible partners and Phil being a horrible dick, the calculation changes.

He hasn't been rewarded for it, not really. He didn't get the hot blonde.

Which would probably be the best-case scenario for Phil.

If our modern enlightened society has taught us anything, it's that the male sex drive is something to be shamed.

Folks need to get past the title.

Carol is super, super annoying and shrill. The grammar nazi business, bitching at Phil over using a handicapped parking space, her horrible sex talk, her constant preoccupation with diarrhea. She's just coming across as sympathetic because Phil is a turd who treats her badly.

That was him being real. She just doesn't reciprocate.

Hard to imagine just two characters carrying a half-season worth of shows.

The Internet is completely dead. He got a DVD.

She was more interesting in the earlier seasons when she had flaws, like when she was addicted to the Corey hotline. Later she became a scold.

The saddest thing about MTV dying isn't the great videos that we'll never see, it's that we'll never see complete insanity like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" again.

As a 'non-musicologist', I have no idea when a song has a key change and when it doesn't.

Well many people have observed what a horrible ass Phil is. I wonder if this is a long-term problem for the show. Phil's an asshole. Carol is shrill and annoying. January Jones is January Jones—that is, a lovely, lovely set decoration. And I can't see the whole show being build around Todd the fat guy. "The…

I was thinking "Todd is gay" right up until he was kissing with Melissa.

You were looking at Kristen Schaal instead? Did you suffer some sort of minor stroke that robbed you of half of your field of vision?

Uh…no. Show's been getting critical raves and good ratings.

I think that was what broke me with Lisa Simpson as a character. Way to screw your famiily over, Lisa.

True enough. Really, if Phil weren't such an idiot, he could calm down enough to realize that they really do have to be polyamorous. Maximum mixing of genes.

Talk about a cover version that is about ten thousand times better than the original. Shonen Knife rock the hell out of "Top of the World".