I think the Boston Red Sox ruined "Sweet Caroline".

Man, Lake Bell is about eight billion times more attractive than Simon Pegg.

There are approximately 97,000 Brits pretending to be Americans for various projects right now, only fair that we send one there.

So…your point is what? That producers should be commended for not making good movies?

I read Joan Fontaine's memoir many years ago and she had some catty comments about Welles and his weight gain. I remember a comment about his "fat little fingers" collecting the paycheck.

Good Lord, how lazy are you?

The 'Frozen Peas' thing is goddamn genius. I'm glad we live in a world where an angry Orson Welles rant has been preserved for all time.

MWAAAAAAH THE FRENCH

I think I've seen five different posts in this thread noting that Vasily's calendar shows we're in 1983.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking weird. Robert Durst is not a fictional character, and news shows can and should report on his arrest.

All you have to do is click the links! I clicked the Dallas link and it took me to the Fandango page indicating The Cobbler is showing at two different Dallas theaters. So is the writer stupid, or irredeemably lazy?

So how dumb is this writer? Took me two minutes to find a list of places showing "The Cobbler", as given on the movie's Facebook page.

Oh yeah, it's going to be a dude who ruins Phil's chance at sex with Melissa.

It's going to be a dude. IMDB cast list and such has already confirmed that another dude shows up.

Does the Internet work? After civilization has been wiped out and the electric grid has gone dark? No, no it doesn't.

I don't buy that. We're talking about the whole human race being exterminated. There would be bodies everywhere, inculding rich homes.

Someone said here last week that Kristen Schaal was asked about bodies and said that FOX just wouldn't let them have corpses all over the place.

I watched this whole episode thinking it was going to make feminists mad. I bet the angry Jezebel article has already been written.

I'm not a college basketball fan. I don't watch two minutes of college basketball per year, except the tournament, which is pretty awesome, and Christ something has to fill those last few days before baseball season starts.

This is true. Fanfiction is the fucking worst. Worse than Christian Laettner, even.