haha! matey may be right. but doubtful.

"While centuries ago, there were real ninja sneaking about, spying and assassinating targets; they are now part of the popular imagination in both Japan and aboard"

that movie is honestly one of my favorite films, and no one has ever heard of it. It is saddening to say the least.

I really do not see the problem here. It looks like old school classic Mega Man to me. In addition the control scheme does not seem horrendous. Awesome.

usually the machines give you more time if you keep scoring high.

I seriously miss the days when multiplayer was more like a bonus, something that was included in only some games, it was much more appreciated back then. People wouldnt complain if a game didn't have it, it was something that felt special. Multiplayer shouldn't be *expected*, however it should be appreciated when it…

Just because I have a feeling you nitpick and I think nitpicking is amusing, H+1 for you. Also, Good Luck Evan, I just realized I never said that. I hope Kotaku staff and commenters treat you well.

Thank you.

Journalistic*

ah yes, that is right. thank you.

there is also the girl from portal in there and some fighting game dude from maybe street fighter?

High.

I think you mean they are only there for tits and jiggles.

you have been hearted for two reasons.

Also, you have earned yourself a heart click.

Ah come on, all I said was in good humor. No fucking foul language. :P

Thank you for your intelligent and witty response, it has provided me a great deal of happiness and laughter.

your futurama reference has earned a heart good sir.

The following words were misspelled in the above comment: incredibly, none, regardless, cryo. Before saying something sounds stupid, make sure you sound or in this case look/read intelligent.

All of these articles talking about how gamestop pulled the coupons are not really worth anything, its repetition of the same facts with an occasional new piece of information thrown in for kicks. I'm not saying I could do better, but I mean I just don't get the point of adding more fuel to this fire.