That tiny house is adorable, though.

I’m never going to shit my pants over any of the houses from this magazine. Someone has to clean a house that size, and keep track of all of the stuff. Not on my Planet Reebok! A house is for three things: To keep the rain off, to keep your stuff in, to appreciate slightly while you own it so that you can afford to…

I can’t believe no one has mentioned how delightful the Red Shirt photoshop image at the top is. I laughed like a hyena!

My understanding is that once a female-type person has been exposed to the virus, been infected, and produced antibodies, that her pregnancies are safe after that. This is why there haven’t been more cases of Zika-induced birth defects before this: In areas where the Aedes mosquito is already endemic, girls should…

OMG, that makes perfect sense! It’s like people with fake problems: the have to invent persecution in order to feel special!

What? These are two different thing! I am not a huge fan of genetically engineered foods and stuff, but this mosquito thing seems pretty foolproof. It’s vey elegant as well, and the tests so far have promising. Do you know what I find kind of amazing? You do not have to reduce the mosquito population to zero to…

Still, I loved the movie. Michael Caine! And all of the soldiers bowing down before the pregnant lady. So cool!

Remember, these are the people who believe that our life here on Earth is a microscopic amuse bouche compared to the eternal life on the floaty clouds in Heaven with Jeebus and stuff. That’s why Catholic families have so many children, even if they can’t feed them all. They literally believe that there is nothing more…

I would like a reservation, please.

Sports Night is the best. Josh Charles is amazing!

Good Grief! That’s a costume for the sketch. Have you ever seen a photgraphof Bruno Mars when he’s not dressed up as a low-level Pandora functionary? He’s skinny as a rail.

There was a lot of chaos at the time, and fear. I think the road trip was just because no one could fly. I, for one, would like to see this movie. I am withholding judgement on the casting thing.

I am so sorry for your trouble. Here are some hugs from an internet stranger [HUGS].

I finally realized who this guy reminds me of when I looked at the 3/4 shot at the top of the article: Douglas Reynholm, head of Reynholm Industries, from The IT Crowd on the BBC. That has been bugging me for months!

I’m concerned that this is a precursor to setting him loose under the guise of “losing him in the system.” After all, he’s not in the Federal system, is he? His former bosses are his incarcerators. What if, under the cloak of anonymity, he gets transferred to a minimum-security facility, and then just wanders off? If…

Let’s see him do a bunch more housework and child care, while you get ready to start your “open marriage” dating life. Perhaps he will change his mind when he realizes he will be eating salads for dinner every night, and putting your baby to bed while you are at the gym and such like that there. Turd!

Good Grief, that sounds awful. Here’s some sympathy from an internet stranger! Do you have any relatives who live on the West Coast, whom it might be earlier for them, so you could call them and chat a bit? I am so sorry about your sadness and stuff. Maybe a commuter train will hit your ex!

This is my posit: This douchecanoe keeps several women on a string, sexting them, and manipulating them by handing out compliments or asshole remarks depending on what he wants to do. Such a choad. It’s really near the end of the month, so you may have a bunch of minutes/data left. Go online, or get a friend to hook…

There’s nothing wrong with hoping!

Well, I have never looked at heart stuff. That could be kinda heavy, I think. Yow!