Was it a rip off of Pac Man? That’s not how I remember it. Anyway, I shit my pants in a Little Caesar’s while trying to make my quarter last on a good round of Popeye.  My kids love this story.

Anya Taylor-Joy looks like what a Furry goddess would look like. That or the result of some weird Japanese experiment.

Sheeeeit I remember watching the Keystone Kops shorts. That’s how far down the barrel they scraped.

Him and the “literally” woman.  The worst.  

You forgot “rolling coal.”

Connaissez-vous “Oh !Coco l’été chaud?”

What, you didn’t find “Stuart” funny?

“a humanity that had evolved past conflict and character flaws.”

She said “I’m a pilot” four different ways in less than 20 seconds in his presence.  I have no doubt she did a shit ton of prepping for her Congressional testimony.  She is also a busy person and her time is valuable.  He didn’t listen and he didn’t read his briefing materials and so therefore is doing his job…

I double checked to make sure he didn’t walk in late or something.  He didn’t.  He was there when she said “pilot” at least four times in 20 seconds.  Giving Congressional testimony is a big fucking deal to a lot of people.  They spend a lot of time in preparation and it can be very stressful.  For fuck’s sake do your…

Look, all I’m trying to say is that I’ve jerked off to the bible.  May God strike me dead.

My hands are tied

Not a believer at all but using the Bible stories as an entry point into the relevant history and context is super interesting. For example, go to the wiki page for Maccabees. The cultural, political, and geographic backdrop is massively complex. Well sure, obviously, you say but understanding that extra information…

Her argument from the Hollywood Reporter seems to be that when her “employer reportedly told her to cut the shit - multiple times” they did it too politely thereby confusing her.  Oh also that they wore sunglassss while doing so.

EDIT: At least, it is not a good variation on turn based tactics games.

It may not be a shallower version of XCOM but it certainly is shallower in general.  The combat system is boring, the base building stuff is confusing and purposeless.  The NPCs are grating.  If this didn’t involve Marvel it would never be rated as highly as it is.  It is not a good game.

I don’t really know that much about her and haven’t seen many of her films but she always seemed to me, at least post Twilight, to be a provocateur in the best way possible.

There’s a Dylan Mulvaney? As if it wasn’t hard enough keeping the other three straight (no pun intended).

Hair dye or wig?  Looks like a wig to me.

My kids’ middle school teacher taught Harry fucking Potter.  When I gently confronted her on this she insisted they were good books.  They objectively are not.  Or, they’re no better than a lot of junk Fantasy novels I read when I was a kid in the 80s.  “But this is getting kids to read” she said.  I guess.  But I…