He robbed the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort of all its narrative resonance and reduced it to just another ray of light battle.

Okay, but if we're saying that the ~~coastal elites~~ need to break out of their bubble, then so do the people who have had no experience with gay or trans people. It's called empathy.

Good news????

We can get Bill Nye in on that, too.

Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

I totally get and understand this impulse on an emotional level, and even on the level of physical safety (as a Muslim woman) — but one of the biggest electoral problems we face is that more and more liberals are just moving to New York and California, creating a concentration that does not help us in the electoral…

Sorry!

I hadn't been born yet. So yeah, I'm fine with going back to then.

And that's the problem. I have talked to so many people I know who live in Ohio and Pennsylvania and didn't vote/voted third-party. There are not enough keyboard smashes in the world.

As a millennial, I am pissed off at millennials. What the fuck is wrong with us.

Blue skidoo, we can too!

You know, in all this, I feel especially bad for Hillary. Whatever you think of her policies, the woman works incredibly hard for years on end, becomes extremely competent and builds coalitions within the government, and she has to see it all come down in (likely) the last election of her career at the hands of…

I mean, I get it. Maybe not cancelling the exam, but it's not totally unreasonable to postpone an exam because of this (and it was kind of a dick move on the professor's part to schedule it the day after Election Night anyways).

The door for the Muslim Students Association on my campus was spray-painted with the word "TRUMP" all over it today. I'm at a complete loss as to how to go on after this.

And there are a lot of Cubans who are strong GOP partisans — partisanship is a hell of a bridge to cross.

I've been crying pretty much all night. Seriously considering taking advantage of this recreational marijuana legalization.

As a South Asian person, I've always found masala chai kind of gross (same goes for Kashmiri chai). My family always just drank the Tetley orange pekoe with milk and sugar. I find the cardamom in ~~chai tea~~ is way too overpowering.

So my little sister is crying right now on the other side of the country, asking my mom if we're going to have to leave the country because of a Trump presidency.

…What do you think I'm talking about? Trump is clearly more dangerous, I'm saying I don't understand it when people say otherwise.

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