I mean, I started reading them at age 5 and loved them (and was 10 when the last one came out). But I'd definitely recommend spacing them out after Goblet of Fire, because I don't know how much I would have appreciated Order of the Phoenix if I had read it at age 6/7.

Doofenshmirtz' increasingly awful backstory is some of the funniest shit on television.

The word "skyscraper" sounds like the action of scraping something.

How'd you have time to watch this in between runs of Predator?

It's really onomatopoetically nice too.

Luke Cage should definitely be the next Mr. Clean. I mean, he's already cleaning up Harlem, might as well carry on to your kitchen.

Cap's theme is pretty great — but yeah, overall they're not particularly memorable or even interesting.

Wow, well, that was one of the most gutting things I've seen this year. Glad no one was here to see me sob all the way through Edgar's conversation with the tow truck driver.

I saw him walking down the street the other day and it was pretty surreal. He's one of those guys you really can't think exists outside of the TV.

It's that she isn't wearing eyeliner on her bottom lashline. I noticed it too and was seriously thrown off.

I went to one of the primary debates, and let me tell you, it was so much worse in person. There were a couple of Bernie supporters who would even jeer using borderline-obscenities (one was sitting next to me).

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton cringes at even the thought of a weekend at Bernie's.

Henry Cavill would object if Snyder would let him do anything but sternly glare at you.

Counterpoint: Costco's frozen pizzas are delicious.

I would watch Dane DeHaan in pretty much anything. Hell, I even thought he was good in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 — the guy has a ridiculous amount of charisma. (Of particular note is his performance in Kill Your Darlings, which is nothing short of spectacular.)

Those cheekbones, man 🔥🔥🔥

Mr. Robot flickering out of existence was terrifying.

I don't even really care if this show holds together at all on a plot level (honestly, I haven't ever really been able to follow it) so long as it stays creatively compelling. I was hooked start-to-finish tonight, to the extent that my roommate was a little worried I was trying to climb into the TV.

Happy birthday!!

No, see, looking at/making this recipe will make you never want to eat anything ever again.