I had doubts too on reading “animated,” then I thought, well, but Archer, Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Bob’s Burgers...

I’m a Bears fan and I still can’t help but love Aaron Rodgers. He does insane impossible things on the field, and is both decent and funny off of it.

Where I’m from if I don’t like the way a movie looks, I don’t go see it. I hope they offer you the same freedom where you live. Good luck!

As fair and inclusive as Mr. Obama crafted this speech to be, ever the unifier, he will be destroyed tomorrow by the usual right wing racists for dividing the country by simply stating proven facts. Fuck them. I have said this ad nauseum, but thank you Mr. president for refusing to lower and debase yourself to the…

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer is good.

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away. It’s a vagina! And a living breathing woman is willing to let you look at it, and maybe even touch it or put something in it!

Can Kylie Jenner’s Labia Lip Kit be far behind?

A few years ago I was starting a company and I got some advice that I should get a staunchy looking old white guy to partner with me to ‘look the part.’ So I commenced with interviewing those well-qualified to fill that roll, I didn’t specifically ask for old white guys but when you say you’re hiring a CEO for a…

Valium.

Trump is such a narcissist it’s almost funny to watch. Everything is “this only happened because of me,” “we only did this because of me,” “that person likes me more than you.” Everything is in terms of winning and losing. He literally just said we’re not winning at healthcare. How the fuck do you even win at…

Rubio reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

im pretty sure theyve all exhausted their talking points; the only way this will be interesting is if they all start fighting or all start kissing

How sad is Jeb! right now that his parents finally came to a school play and he isn’t even in it.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.