Yeah the donuts on the turf were totally fucking sick.

I love how he brags about his performance under pressure at the end of the video. Nice going, numb-nuts.

*ex* ferrari owner....

I’m 6' 3". I’m familiar with this hell.

As it so happened, I was having an awful day, and this story just cemented it. Thanks, Justin.

The life rings are for the droids manning the sub. Obviously.

I think it’s silly, but I concede.

People complain that the government is bloated. Seems like a logical first step would be getting rid of the social media accounts and the staff required to run them.

What concerns me most is that the pentagon has an instagram account.