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Kylie. Child. Friendly advice: if a guy goes by a name that IS NOT AN ACTUAL NAME, he is probably not boyfriend material. You already made this mistake once, why are you doing it again?

“She fell into a doorknob” is only slightly more ridiculous than pointing to that pic in support of the idea that she was uninjured.

Mickey should butt out considering his history of personal relationships. I am sure Carre Otis would have something to say about that.

One is supposed to come out a year from now. I'm guessing Depp is going to be forced into rehab sometime in the next week.

Yeah, there’s who I want backing me up as a not drug-and-alcohol addled violent creep: Mickey fucking Rourke!!

I am currently living with someone who pulled that shit last night on me. I reminded her that I am living with her because I ran to escape my husband, who beat me all the fucking time. I told her to remember how bad people were to me when I first ran, stating no one had heard him threaten me to slit my throat or we…

People would say those same things about my soon-to-be-ex, too. Thankfully mine hadn’t gotten this far, but the image these guys present outside the home makes people not want to believe their partners.

He’s saying that Depp is smearing her in the press to get away from abuse allegations. Where are you getting the other side?

At least there is a chance that we’ve seen the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

You know, I don’t like Amber at all but I’m much less an apologist for Johnny Depp. She could be whatever but I don’t believe she deserved to be hit. Nor do I think staying married to an alcoholic is great. She still has a lot to learn and therefore she is better off without shouldering the load of *his* mistakes,

Nothing bae can stay, Pony Boy.

I like him in some movies but now he's just a garbage person forever. RIP depp and amber is telling the truth. Nobody go through this shit publicly to just lie. GO AMBER I hope she gets peace and that he stays away forever.

Your dad sounds emotionally abusive. Actually, he sounds like a real shit. I’m sorry you have to deal with that and hope he’s not a part of your life now.

I’m with the author - I would have wanted to tell the guy he’d been seen, watch him deny it, then say okay, prove it’s not true, drink it all yourself right now. And yes I realize that’s not the right way to handle it, it’s just what I would have WANTED to do.

Johnny Depp has for years thought he was Hunter S. Thompson. I’m just gonna say it. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit. Hunter also beat up women. Johnny Depp is a drama kid gone sour. Good riddance, you hammy shitheel.

Yeah, heaven forbid she’d want to spend time “socializing” with women she loves and trusts after something like that happened.

It’s so depressing. If there are no pictures, it’s “pics or it didn’t happen! Why wouldn’t she take pictures if she was really bruised?????” If there ARE pictures, then it’s “why did she think to take pictures??? Is she looking for a payout here???” Fuck everything and everyone right now.

I was a fan so this is a let down, but I’m not so infatuated with him that I can’t accept that he did a shitty thing.