ADAMANTIUM farts.

Christ, I never noticed they got the snikt wrong! It sounds like someone running a sharpening stone down a knife blade!

Name me one ‘high-profile individual’ who has ever been accused of inappropriate behavior with kids. Name one internationally beloved, eccentric pop singer; or a single critically acclaimed, Oscar winning director; or even someone whose famous on a national level, like a wacky British television presenter. I just dare…

The traditional stereotype about the kinds of people who commit child sexual exploitation crimes simply doesn’t dovetail with reality. As our investigators can attest, the defendants in child pornography cases come in all ages and from all walks of life.

Had this happen last week. Called pathology for a report on “Bob Smith” and I was asked if he was born in ‘59 or ‘92 and I said “Couldn’t be ‘92, I don’t do pediatrics! Oh...wait...I’m so very old.”

So many contractions...this must be what giving birth is like.

i dunno, lots of those wizards were into ethnic cleansing....

Glad your here to nip it in the butt.

“The Panthers should of had a perfect season, if not for fallingloosing to the Broncos in the Superbowl.”

Your right for all intensive purpose’s but I could care less.

Welcome to this entire conversation. Jokes that no one is completely sure are actual jokes...

I know! “Do I correct the ones correcting? Is that the joke?” I don't know!!!!!!

I agree. But this is the internet, and a Gawker site to boot, so it’s a safe bet at least half of them actually think it’s “Should of”...

Jesus I don’t want to do this...

*Shoulda

*Should’f

Should’ve been you, Darren Rovell...

There is no way that Apocalypse can be the worst X-Men movie as long as The Wolverine exists. Or The Last Stand. I’n not sure which one sucks more. Days of Future Past made me a very happy camper when they retconned TLS out of continuity.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

Its been awhile since I’ve read it (as in, years), but I thought the comic had her consciousness sent through time by someone with the time travel power.