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Wow, you sure told me.

It’s like you’re having your own one-woman bro down. You’re being an asshole, then when somebody points it out, you’re all, “Relax.” You should probably follow that up with “”YOU MAD BRO?”

I’m always really excited to see the thing that someone will choose to stick their flag in and say to their self, “THIS! THIS is the thing that I will choose to be a dick about today!”

why the fuck are you like, double, triple and quadrupling down on being a bitch?

I don’t think I’m implying that it’s unforeseeable or a Great American Tragedy, but it is both stressful and surprising, so I’m not sure I completely understand the tenor of your response. Weddings are huge events that cost a lot of money and come wrapped up with a ton of emotions; having to change a major facet of

You must be lovely at parties.

“over 20 degrees hotter than it usually is this time of year in my town”

I mean, it’s late June in Portland, OR, where the weather is usually drizzly and tepid, so a 98 degree day is actually really shocking.

My co-worker’s son had a tornado warning during their reception. Guests were herded into the bathrooms for half an hour. Everyone was fine. Everyone had a great time. The bride and groom are still happy five years later, and have a great story to tell.

I’m glad that Kim revealed it in a (relatively) low key way. Much better than if there was a Keeping Up with the Kardashians Gender Reveal special.

“Swim suit rookie"??? Because she'd never worn a swim suit before Sport's Illustrated handed her one, or because you need special training to apply a swim suit to your body, and so graceful was her strap snapping action, she won a prize?

Maybe they couldn’t find white criminals who wanted to appear in this segment after the shooting? It’s not just a matter of if they care about the issue, but being on TV as a surrogate for the whitepower asshole would propably keep lots of them from joining in.

It comes from having none or very few black writers, producers, researchers and production staff.

Black people have all the illegal guns. Can’t argue with facts.

Either Chuck Todd and the others at Meet the Press are overt bigots ( I doubt), or subconsciously bigoted ( oh, absolutely). Days after an avowed white racist bent on a race war shoots and kills nine innocent black americans in a fucking CHURCH, how many layers of writers, producers, etc. did this piece have to go

Erm, I highly doubt that ANY of the batman costumes used for the movies provide any protection whatsoever. They aren’t real batsuits, they’re costumes. And what does having parts printed off a 3D printer have anything to do with it? Costumers for studios are using 3D printers regularly now for props and costume

“W-who are you!?”

Duct tape is amazing. It works about 20 times better and is way cheaper than the fancy Hollywood tape.

We’re just gonna have a Jason Momoa appreciation thread okay?