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Sorry, I wasn’t quite clear: Since he’s turning The Disaster Artist into a movie and not just remaking the original will it be an homage or something completely different? I’m genuinely curious, although I guess that means I should just read the book myself before Franco puts it on screen.

How do you feel about Franco turning it into a movie? Do you think he, or anyone can do it justice on the screen?

But he used the absolutely correct word, which is “migratory”. It’s different from saying “migrant” workers, although the author of this piece seems to think they’re interchangeable.

He also really humanizes what could have been a very two dimensional character in Drive.

Seriously. That poor kid is massively eclipsed by mom’s ego here.

First of all, “a hairy robot washing dishes” is one of the best descriptions of anything, ever.

He was the prettiest. How could anyone forget!? Just so damn pretty.

For some people just knowing that those people “lying in the street” are in fact dead because of the dude in the Lambo is, in fact, pretty fucking disturbing. It’s called empathy.

The one in Brookline near Cleveland Circle was my PP, but it was also the same building as my dentist so I would get yelled at when I went in to get a filling, too, because I was a young woman by herself. Good times.

Definitely not their first. I’ve threatened to take my toys and leave maybe a half dozen times now, to be honest. I might have a problem.

I’ll be at Wonkette next week too, and for the first time since Jezebel fucking started (Seriously. I remember the first day.) I will not be here. Bye Gawker! You made a big mistake.

Hmmm... looks like it was only covered on the sister sites, while Defamer called his speech “heartwarming” and Nick Denton of all people came into the comments section to argue that the speech was crap.

I’m pretty sure a lot of people weren’t okay with it, especially after his tone-deaf Oscar speech. Maybe not to the point of actually starting a petition, but a lot of people hated it. I just googled “Jared Leto Rayon” and this is the first article that came up.

Mick sings backup on the song, so if it’s about him he’s in on the joke.

Nope. You are exactly what this article is about. “If she wasn’t female and wearing something that didn’t cover her disgusting state of femaleness, she wouldn’t have to worry about being attacked for being female.” Nice try but nope, nope, nope. Actually? terrible try. Rethink everything. Even if you’re trolling

Rich and famous people often have more insecurities because they’re held up to ridiculous beauty standards plus what they used to look like in their heyday. I’d take the cash but they can keep the fame. Sounds hellish to me.

I’m almost sad I know this, but they were never married (Tom and Bridget). It’s just that she got pregnant right at the end of the relationship and didn’t know it until a month or two later when he had started dating Gisele.

I read it several times and have no idea what she thought was wrong with it. “pee”? No clue.

BRILLiant!

This dude has been incredibly successful around here for the past few days, and he’s SO transparent! Everyone here needs to go to troll school and learn to ignore him.