I honestly thought it was Kendall! Had to look at it for a long time.

Ew. What a creepy, stupid thing to say to someone.

I’m right there with you.

I love Petit Vour except for the nail polishes. It seems there’s one every few months. Boo.

Ew. No. He’s horrible and probably a sociopath. I’m guessing he’s very, very charismatic and super-smart, and understands ladies like no one else. I’ve had that guy in my life: a little dangerous, but has a sensitive side? Ugh. He’s a creeper. (I’m very, very glad mine is several states away because I know he’s bad…

Wait. Are you implying that a celebrity had plastic surgery?! I for one am shocked.

Oh god yes. Almost anything will be better than that stinking pile.

Well, the first one was “men only” so why not have it be all women? I don’t see how that’s so hard to understand, or even “contrived”. They are a group of buddies of the same gender. That is a thing that happens. It happened in the first movie and now it’s happening in the second one.

He got some purty arms on him, though.

It’s actually super cute for a baby, a little girl and into tweenage years; after that the cuteness might become a burden.

I totally am. It means my friends don’t suck. Hooray, all the people I know!

I, a white woman, use “hot mess” pretty often but have never even heard “hot ghetto mess” before.

No. An act of mercy is stopping, putting it in your car and taking it to a vet. Hitting it with your car does not guarantee you will kill it, but it does guarantee you’ll hurt it more.

It is everything. My skin doesn’t tan anyway; I just go straight to the burning and freckling stage so I was predisposed to avoiding the sun anyway, but I remember reading an article in some women’s mag written by a lady dermatologist when I was about nineteen: The gist was basically to never, ever expose your skin to…

Meh. I’m 46 and I look that good in the right lighting. Wear sunscreen, kids.

So embarrassing. “Does this look pained? Look at how intense my feelings are. I am feeling these lyrics so much you guys! Don’t I look great? My hairstylist is da bomb.”

Oh yeah! And the poor bastard had his reaction to the news recorded for posterity. I actually felt pretty gross watching that.

I hate Garden State so, so much, so I guess for me this is his Garden State.

Because it turns out he’s a douchebag? I know people who went to high school with them who say they were entitled back then, and none of this surprises me. I mean; they were white kids from Cambridge who breakdanced, fer chrissakes! ::rolls eyes for days::

There are SO many pieces of this story missing, but thank goodness we know what color the shovel was.