*Car dealer pulls out fiddle.*

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Nissan Recalls All Rogues And Muranos For Risk Of Being So Boring People Fall Asleep At The Wheel

Catching fire could only improve the Murano’s looks

This is wrong.

“Reno: The Biggest Little Mistake You Ever Made!”

A Kenny Astromech... bright orange and white, whose garbled beeps and bloops almost sound like muffled human speech.

wait until the saudi drift videos show up with one of these things doing 700 barrel rolls into a sand dune at 190 mph with the lifeless corpses of 4 ultrawealthy oil barrons jettisoning in all directions.

Not to be confused with Audi’s own Viper Green:

It’s an airport in Turkey. I think they’re a little touchy about cars left alone near crowded places in that part of the world.

That’s why he does.

“Grab your egg and fours and let’s get the bacon delivered.”

I would love to see a breakdown on the car vs regulatory and union costs.

Has the car gotten more expensive, or has the red tape?

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.