2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Do you know what a meme is?

No, no it didn’t. We still have the die-hard Cardinals’ fans fighting the good fight and commenting so this is still fresh and enjoyable.

Claims to have a soul. Claims he’d be OK with a Cardinals WS win. Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

A real Schiano Man would have been rollerblading.

“See what I do is I become a pedantic douchebag.”

“I hate Skip Bayless so much.”

Because if there’s one thing we should be promoting in this world of harmony and peace, it’s discord. You’re doing God’s work, Skip.

Well sort of. I don’t understand people complaining about this. If you don’t want the sports or Jez aspect of these sites just go to The Concourse or The Slot. I’ve seen quite a few posts like this, so I don’t want to single just you out, but it really isn’t that difficult of a process.

The Concourse has always been the place for Deadspin to discuss non-sports stuff.

I don’t know what I feel worse about...that we have medics in US cities that are dressed in military kit. Or that we have situations in US cities where it’s necessary.

I only clicked the headline because Mario Balotelli actually being on fire is a realistic possibility.

Oh give it a rest. If you want someone to blame, why not blame the 60+ crowd who support Trump by a margin of ten points on average.

jesus don’t blame it on us. sick of that. blame it on the angry white men. they’re the ones voting for trump.

Before YouTube, I never realized how many hyena people played video games.