“Cutting their losses effectively means ditching or renaming all those studios, and abandoning that brand recognition. I doubt those things are necessarily something EA really wants to do.”

Actually, at Nintendo, copyright protection and data security *are* handled by one man, and he's my uncle.

For me it’s a relaxing game you plunk away at over a long period of time, just sort of enjoying the moments as they come; the writing is fun, the characters are charming, seasonal events are interesting etc. All of this loans and stocks and stuff is completely optional background content for me.

killed by a mob who just couldn’t bear to hear any more about the White Sox

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Man, I HATED The Last Jedi and I hate that I hated it because of how terrible the other people that hated it are. (Also because I wanted it to be good.) Honestly I wish I had seen the movie the shrieking neckbeards are complaining about because that movie sounds awesome.

The Star Wars fanbase is far too huge to be summed up by the loud dipshits who use ‘SJW’ as a pejorative.

You spent 200 hours doing something you didn’t enjoy?

That’s what Google did with their earbuds.

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

Someone’s wife is PISSED.

Please note that I did NOT file this piece under “Blight Sox,” as there is nothing blighted here.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Machado is moving the other way when he uncorks this throw, and he is deep in foul territory, and he throws the ball on a line, and it’s a perfect strike.

Tebow was actually teaching an important biblical lesson to the fan he hit in the face with his bat:

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

I will never not star a General William Tecumseh Sherman reference.