At least he went out doing what matters, playing in a pre-season game.

Hopefully management ran this by Chris Sale first and made the necessary assurance that this isn’t about putting PR/business ahead of winning.

I’d hate to see him get scratched from yet another start because he’s lost in Chicago looking for a knife big enough to cut up Comiskey.

By the way, I really hope people start calling it The Drake.

The fact a decent seat there costs about $73 million a game allows the Yankees to be so gracious to keep the name corporate free.

Also, it’s fucking called the Sears Tower.

Dagnammit Field

Fucking sell the naming rights to the players already. It’s all revenue baby!

I am actually both a Kings fan and a White Sox fan... my shame is unyielding.

In a related note, the Braves announced that the name of their new stadium will be Guaranteed Loss Field.

I can call it anything I want? Cool! I'll call it Hawk Harrelson's Hometastic Stadium of Magical Fun and Whimsy!

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Sears Tower, just like it will always be the Marshall Fields Building. Some names are too iconic to change.

I heard AP is having another kid.

I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

Let’s also not forget that the Vikings tried to get the City of Minneapolis to change the name of the street that runs in front of US Bank Stadium because it has the city of a division rival in it. (Chicago Ave)

Fixed that for you, Drew.

Too late. They’ll soon be reining down until we all have horse throats.

Hay, is this a good sports take?

yes