“They should never have let Jessica Mendoza create ads for ESPN!”

Whoever signed that contract should be sewn into a bag of rats and set on fire. Total betrayal of the public interest.

From the Press Herald article Barry linked:

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

We’re into double digits!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Right. Because none of those Lincoln Park/Lakeview trixies and bros who are Cubs fans EVER get married, have kids named Emma and Liam, and move out to Naperville or Northbrook. Jesus, the sheer number of fucking DOGS in the Chicago suburbs named Addison or Wrigley outnumbers actual Sox fans in the area.…

“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

They have the ability to get the law changed though. You’re not going to get China to change anything

Oh my.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

“WAR will set you free”

That reminds me, I need to preorder my Cards 2016 highlight DVD, “Triumph of the Will.”