John is insanely talented and I actually think Chrissy is too. She is beautiful and models better than the Hadids. She also has a great personality which makes her likeable as a TV personality/host. She has way more charisma than Carson Daly had and he got to be famous from TRL hosting. I’m not trying to stan for…

I just can’t believe we’ve somehow let Dax Shepard become a movie star.

That sounds awful, but still not as bad as the anti-union propaganda I’m forced to watch as a manager. Did you know that unions exist to make as much money as possible off of their members while destroying innocent corporations?

I wondered why I recognized those people. I had to watch that training video.

I voted for missionary then, and I’d do it again now that I’m married. I like the weight on top of me!

You can’t add vodka to a juice box.

Against long summer vacations? What kind of a monster are you?

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

Meh. I sleep fine. My kids are like teenagers. I can’t drag them out of bed in the morning. And my younger one was one of those no-sleep babies. This too shall pass.

My suggestion would be to try one of the many suggestions.

Here’s the thing about all of the baby books out there: They’re mostly crap. Not that it’s all bad advice, but you are consuming advice about how to deal with a tiny person you haven’t even met yet. Your child may be a great sleeper and a terrible eater. They may get the worst diaper rash that only disposable diapers…

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

That’s actually sort of romantic...Unlike dialing and harassing random women, which is just...gross.

Calling Going To Bed Early winning it all because going to bed at 9 pm is essentially heroin for me.

I thought that came out very clearly, actually.

Seriously. Had she chosen Mamie Till as the subject of her painting, that might have better expressed what she was trying to convey.

It’s not like there wasn’t source material available.

How does that logic work? Moonlight is based on a semi-autobiographical work and was written by Jenkins in collaboration with the original author. Not to mention, both Jenkins and McCraney shared the experience of growing up in Liberty Square with drug addicted mothers, so in a way, it’s semi autobiographical for both…

“Their six-year-old daughter, Sylvie”

How Not to Add an Additional “Child” to Mother After You Become a Mother By Requiring Your Husband to Act Like a Grown-Ass Man

White person: *places tanned arm next to mine*