I think my favorite part is the ref going 'wat'.

Yes, thank you. That apathy paired with slacktivism is a lethal combination.

Fairly certain making that a holiday will lead to drunkenness and general fucking-around-who-cares than ballot casting. I know because our elections are always held on sunday and it doesn't change a damned thing.

It sounds like he was saying 'no español' before he shoved John out of the way. By the way, in the end, he got his interview with McCoy, which only makes this shit for brains look even worse. And I don't even like John Sutcliffe, he's notorious for having bogus 'inside reports' and 'exclusives', but this was kind of…

Yeah there is: It's 37ºC out there, it's free, and I'm only here because I have to show up at this thing for 1 hour or so and the host gave this thing to me.

¿Se han fijado que desde que descubrimos cómo echarle la culpa a alguien más por nuestras fallas, la estadística gubernamental de cretinos e incompetentes ha ido en descenso constante?

Rugby player, but yeah.

I see your Philipp Hofmann and raise you a Kalusha Bwalya:

Because having fun, getting hurt, feeling joy, acting silly, getting in fights, being afraid and just bonding with people on a romantic are all part of the experience of being alive, they help us grow and teach us valuable lessons, including when you're just being stubborn and cheating yourself out of something great…

Not really. It's more likely that he thought a girl 'beneath him' would be quick to send a picture of her tits or otherwise engage in sexting. The rest is just anger directed at the exes.

Was it really *that* bad? You're making me glad I never even bothered with it.

Might as well have added 'You ungrateful bastards' for full effect.

Wow. Family Guy referenced that one and I had completely forgotten when I saw it... Thanks.

Dude, the Sàmi aren't real people doncha know.

I know people from three different cultures, all stemming from and living within the Finnish borders that would object vehemently to your use of the word homogenous.

No, but if you didn't see that, you might need glasses yourself. Or a seeing dog.

Thank you. I almost fell for that one but then I read your comment and I couldn't agree more. Oddly enough, even FIFA's boneheads understood if.

They already united to demand money, you can't expect them to work together on the field as well.

They do look weird in that they don't look like shoes. But yeah I don't think 'traditional' shoes are much better, aesthetically.

I don't think this kid understands any of that. I, on the other hand, do, because I had similar problems which I developed while wearing Airmax shoes. I don't know why it is, but since I switched to VFFs I can and do run on a near daily basis, whereas wearing 'traditional' running shoes meant doing it once per week…