Hooray. Somebody acheived the exact same thing as somebody else with a stupid name and a cheat. I can't believe somebody wants to be the best so badly that they're willing to make it patently obvious that they're cheating. That is when they're taking it too far.

@Salen: Check your messages.

The Alienware is really something unsightly. I know it's not all about how it looks, since it's actually an incredible machine that many people would love top use.

This looks like something out of Minority Report, particularly at around 1:20ish. Beautiful.

Bravo to Microsoft and Google. It's great to see them work together to make something that really will improve productivity without having to cross programs. I look forward to using this very much.

@Zubieta: - - ¬ pew pew I shot your name.

Maybe it wouldn't seem like such a waste of money if it had a built in speaker. It's a shame, since it's actually a really nice idea, if a bit pointless.

@Greetings-I-come-from-afar: Very quick. Applause, people.

What is it with drunkards and talking about their cocks?

@Ender18: Sounds like my school's computers when you try and log in.

It's nice to see something new that isn't hideous. The first company to release a new product often makes the ugliest, but this is really quite attractive. And the specifications are something special, too.

@Sovereign: They were serious, then they realised hoy shit it was, so played it off as a joke.

@Traveshamockery: When I said 'bad', I meant sexual. As a trailer for a film, it's shitifyingly bad.

Oops, sorry. The preview looks #NSFW. It's not bad, I promise. This is BIRDEMIC.

It looks like a handsome version of a shop demo music player. Splendid.

I would go one step further to deactivate my account, sicne I go on Facebook roughly once every never, but my real friends will nag me to reactivate it. So I, instead, deleted everything, set everything to 'Only Me' in privacy, except a link to my Twitter account and a note saying I never go on Facebook, and to look…

It's a very nice looking device, but the logo 'ViewSonic' at the bottom makes it look so outdated. It looks great otherwise, just that their logo looks about 50 years old.

@jokersmoker: You evidently did not update (a wise move on your part), since, as I have said before, it does not work.

@jokersmoker: I'm bored of hearing the same answer every time. Before posting the same thing as people before you, look into the problem itself. Have a look at the picture and tell me how big the column is.

@szrimaging: There is nothing on there when my friends click on it except a link to my Twitter page.