For the oldest object, it certainly is beautiful.

@MifuneT: I think there are other things in the app besides penises and erections. But nobody cares about those. Everybody wants to read about having painful erections. And diagnose their friends with viagra overdose.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Did you really have to promote this?

Looking at them raining down, I expected it to say 'none survivied' at the end.

@moonshadowkati: I need to look into this...

@moonshadowkati: Can you explain this 'built-in porn' to non-users?

@trgray77: You should build something like that. Then you'll be able to have the millions for finally, and completely, combining games and real instruments properly.

@Method320: They hurt my feelings.

I am most comfortable, thanks.

He invented the Super Soaker. I don't care how stupid his other products are; I'll buy them.

It looks like somebody crashed their bike into a film studio.

@ɹǝʇɹɐɔ: So warm...

@Antubis: As soon as I am able to use my spazzy little paws to sign a contract.

@Jakooboo- TUNA SANDWICHES DAMMIT!: I agree totally.

@Celery: What I lack in looks, I make up for in grammar.

@andrew_berge: I'm here.

I love this article so damn much.

My phone isn't a smatrphone (Nokia 6303), so this may not be the same idea, but whenever I switch the flash off, the photos become irreparably blurry and grainy. What would the best solution to this be?

@Aashish Bhagyanagar: You are right, though; the Mozart is actually very nice, particularly the back.

@Aashish Bhagyanagar: Well, if you say so as an owner, it must be very true. I'll reconsider my first thoughts.