While a clever campaign that will no doubt get many people to consider adding extra security, putting a box under somebody's door is in no way equivalent to breaking in. The logical step is to buy a draught excluder.

I know it's going to be very solid and won't pop, if it is made (which it won't be), but if it does break somehow, 150 tons is not a harmless weight any day, particularly at the speed it would be going at when it hits the ground.

Although I lvoe the futuristic idea of biometrics, I don't think biometrics can ever replace a passport and a sceptical eye from the security staff. Or course it's easier to fake a passport, and the number of people who will be able to trick the system into thinking they are someone else will be lower. But until it…

@p4w4rr10r: Does it contain robot jocks?

I always used to wonder why there hadn't been any crews sent to Mars yet, but I suppose it makes sense to check that they aren't going to get irradiated to death first. Just to be nice.

Ignore this. It's a double post.

Finally, people will understand my 'beware of the Rescue Dog 3D' sign when they try to break in.

@dwight-schrute:

These look good, but when they start walking while you're walking, they drill holes into your feet.

@MrRainMan: That's because there are.

This certainly is a very handsome unit. The red lights look as though it is ever so slightly evil.

While I agree it is a fine bed, it's not a very cute dog in my opinion.

@agentchev007: *thinks* ...Nope. It's only good for pretending to be in Star Wars.

I don't know what's stranger; the idea that there will one day be holograms, or the fact that they will have no use other than pretending to be in Star Wars.

As much as anybody says 'they are only sugar coated corn flakes', they are damn good sugar coated corn flakes. Frosties are possibly the best cereal to eat without milk.

This makes the future seem outdated, with all the glowing keyboards and big screens in darkened rooms.

I'd be very wary of buying anything from Hong Kong or China, especially something so in demand, but they happen to have it.

If she takes the red pill, a machine will pull the tube out of her neck to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

@Sloth: In ASDA, where it is sold out, so everybody ended up paying £40 in HMV.

The pure weight of it bends space and therefore banks the road for it to turn while remaining on a straight path. It's simple science.