The best thing about not being in the know, I have no idea why everyone is so het up about this. You're leaving us because of Kinja? Did it kick your dog? Sleep with your mother? Kick your mother and/or sleep with your dog?

I don't with blindness on him…but if his vision could be at least temporarily altered for the next 12 hours or so, that would be okay by me.

or 'covfefe'

Meh, Spinal Tap did it better.

Officially, I am a pacifist. Unofficially, punch one for me, too!

Hug vote from me, too, Shulkie. If not for Rachel Maddow & my cats, some days I feel like I'm barely hanging on.

Squeee!!! Yes, I did just 'squeee', you have a problem with that? You do? Well, I'll just be over here fan-girling, don't mind me. (Happy dances back to her corner.)

There was some weird shit being discussed in 1964.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this has less to do with politics and more to do with melanin.

My favorite is when they talk about having a classy first lady again. I could be wrong here, but I don't think half of America has seen Michelle Obama's hoo-ha.

But why are they named 'Jack'? I mean who names their boots?

Fire and fury!
Fire, fury and power!!
Fire, fury, power and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!!!

This sounds amazing! Two questions - is it first or third person perspective, and is there a less difficult mode for people who tend to die A LOT?

That sounds more like 2016.

Leaving work now, see you around 7?

It's also what chaps asses.

That's the one!

But Dylan, aka "Pickle", loves the 'president'!

I think the caption on the photo is my favorite part of this whole article.

Thunderbolts and lightning?