He seems pleasant.

Imposter! You're not clueless at all!

Okay, so now I'm crying! I hope you're happy!

"You brought me a blusher!"

Very late to the party here - I saw her downfall/degradation due to the coming of AIDS (see the Iranian woman in the hospital) and how joyful sexuality became almost unacceptable in the late 80's into the '00s as people were afraid of it. Not only was she not being worshiped or even celebrated, she was shunned! I've…

Biff & loobster at the Hungry Heifer, anyone?

Does Kanye's 'bitch face' ever rest?

Didn't "Talking In Your Sleep" do pretty well?

While I love the entirety of High Land, Hard Rain, I'd have to go with Aztec Camera's "Oblivion". That song brings me back to a special time in my life. They had a fun cover of Van Halen's "Jump", though I doubt that charted.

Thank you, Jeebus (aka YogurtBaron)!!! That has been driving me nuts! "Bad Things" is just ugh, but I end up listening to the whole damn thing because I can't place the original. You have saved me from countless minutes of agony. In thanks, I will name all of my non-existent children after you.

My favorite part will always be:
"Skid marks!"
"Now who's being childish?"

That news is, indeed, broken.

Don't you actually have to have a character to defame?

I gave Marco partial credit for the attempt - given that usual Republican "humor" revolves around death and/or denigrating poor people, this wasn't that bad. 5/10

OMG Newswire - SPOILER ALERT PLEASE!

You what? Fuck you! You almost made Diet Dr. Pepper come out of my nose!!!
also
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

No, that's my Joe Scarborough cover band's name…keep up, dude!

Preach, Rosemary!

Doesn't North Korea hate us enough already?

My therapist doesn't 'get' gaming at all, but recognizes the joy and sense of accomplishment it can bring me. The only time she was ever troubled by my gaming was when I was telling her about Mass Effect and how Incinerate is my favorite tech skill because when you burn people alive they are easier to kill. I'm not a…