I have enjoyed plenty of Boy Scouts' nuts over the years.

"a direct-to-DVD Seagal movie"

She wouldn't have to if they just stocked her fuckin' onions!

My brain inserted an 'in' into that sentence, and I was confused about what was nonsensical about slang for 'clitoris'…can you be completely unprofessional and diagnose what is wrong with my brain over Disqus?

Pretty sure his character survived in "Stranger Things", so he's gonna be just fine. Modineassaince, here we come!

#Liar4Hire

No, I know when *she* got it, but when she tells them that she and Chidi will go, that's when Michael & Shaun balk, and I don't know why they knew the jig was up.

I think I missed something - well, probably a lot of things, but in particular, how did Eleanor saying that she and Chidi would go to the bad place let Michael and Shaun know that she had figured things out? Was it because a decision was finally being made?

So, as long as the world doesn't end in the next two months, here's something to look forward to…sounds like a lot of fun!

That it might have been less painful to just go to a therapist?

Ratings for Puppy Bowl reach record high.

Now I want to re-watch the first season of G vs. E!

No more Mr. Nice Bear

Obviously, Red Sonya, duh!

"After testing positively at restaurants in California and Missouri" Yes, but tested positive for what?

I hear ya. I'll be damned if I'm giving up 23 years of sobriety for Cheetolini, but non-magical brownies and cat videos might not do the trick. (How many weeks until the puppy bowl?)

My friend is just grateful that we legalized pot in CA, so she can get stoned and watch cat videos for the next 4 years. Seems like a solid plan to me!

The whole nation will need a hug on that day. *Hopes someone falls for her her evil scheme - free hugs bwahahahahaha*

Fella tried to sell me a parrot from there once…

"People?! I ain't 'people'."