Did they emphasize his 'lightning rod'?

Watt's his beef?

Herman Cain's Used Food Emporium

"Oops! can't sell this, now…guess the staff is having pizza tonight." We may or may not have been guilty of this very thing with slices of frozen Sara Lee cheesecake when I worked at a deli in college.

I had a black kitty that had a very soft meow, which of course I translated to 'le mew'. When I would hold her she would squirm so much, I felt like Pepe le Pew…definitely serial harassment. However, unlike Pepe, I have an excuse - I have KKC & TTD (Kitty Kissing Compulsion and Tummy Tickling Disorder) - totally not…

"This'll work, I know it! Just keep putting more eye liner on him!"

"…scraps or partially eaten…scrapings"

That's on alternate Thursdays.

Unless I missed a news update, I'm pretty sure Teri Garr is still with us.

The sheriff cared about him.

Wrong, wrong, wrongity, wrong-wrong!

Congrats! Be sure to adopt…rescue pets are the best! (No, my cats aren't forcing me to type this, why would you think that?)

Oh…uh, thanks! 'Helpful knowledge' drop off is down the hall, though. This is 'outdated references'.

Didn't the kid/budding serial killer open the refrigerator and the bug flew out and 'stung' him in the eye…detail redacted because *erp*!

*Hands Gus a copy of "Spinal Tap"*

Dinsdale?

Guilty giggling upvote.

In an epic twist, instead of landing on a pile of pages, it falls down, down, down into the depths of hell…where all FOX executives reside.

11 millimeter or GTFO!

Ye Olde VCR Manual sounds like a period drama, pitch that to BBC America…ya know, but with cops.