Dude! Spoilers!

Closed Water: The Governing

Gah! I just decided I needed to watch this, as I dropped off before season 3, so I started at the beginning the other night. Good thing I don't have a life!

Ugh, I can't upvote this for some reason, so consider yourself validated.

But the STD testing? That seems more like "in case Mr. Trump decides one of you is bangable…" Of course, since I believe he is suffering from a decades-long untreated case of Syphilis, I certainly hope this never happened - for the contestant's sake.

Kickfister!

Nah, that's Election Fraud, totally different animal.

A diet of cigarettes and chardonnay will do that to a person.

They say if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

His nostrils upstage me!

To date, she is the only case of "Voter Fraud" that I have encountered, when she was out of town and had her assistant vote for her.

I wasn't a fan of 14 year olds when I was one.

If I'm not mistaken, lesbianism involves a lot of 'grinding' too. *snickers*

Why is Steve Carrell trying to put a bit in Keira Knightley's mouth? Is this some weird kind of fetish movie?

I got the impression (completely uninformed) that alt-right = ultra white.

Etouffee.

Trick question, regarding Rick Perry. The real answer was 'a brain transplant'. That Trump, what a character!

Just imagining that made me dizzy. Thanks, Obama.

Third base!

Who's on second?