Breitbart readers and listeners are freakin' looney tunes. In other news, water is still wet.

So it's okay to acknowledge and joke about how he'd like to screw Ivanka…not the other one, poor thing…but don't joke about his money. Those are priorities, people!

My guess: He lost his 'personal Viet Nam' and is suffering from a decades-long case of untreated Syphilis.

Then you turn your tires in the opposite direction.

I don't want to be that person, and I agree they have standing, especially with the recall, but doesn't anyone curb their tires anymore? Or was he not on an incline, but then I don't know why his car would start rolling on its own… Folks, ALWAYS curb your tires, even when your parking brake is engaged!

DC=Don't C (Get it? 'Cuz C sounds like 'see'? Gee, I probably could've written for this movie, from the sound of it.)

Yeah, he doesn't right goodly.

Don't look now, but there is also gambling in this establishment.

And, that right there is why I'm voting for (George) Clinton!

There's a lot of poop in CAH?

You're surprised by that, but not that they can have sex? You sound like my kind of freaky!

Hey, there! Crying Jensen Ackles always brings moisture to my…eyes?

I would call that involuntary manslaughter fucking at best. I recommend probation, your honor.

Does this mean I need to re-watch "Turn"? Because I'm almost caught up and that would kind of piss me off…then again, I don't really have anything else to do, except drink tea and eat crumpets with lashings of clotted cream and jam.

His love for Evangaline is eternal…*sniffs*

And, we have his next excuse…lol

“This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little and broken but still good. Yeah, still good.” Darn it, now I have to explain to my co-workers that it's just dusty in my office.

It's so transparent that he's going to try to weasel out of the debates - letter from the NFL, Donald, really?!?! He knows he has no policy and can't defend not handing over his tax returns, his only reasonable option is to run.

Do this, but with a mummy, Elvis and JFK and you've got a winner!

I thought this was about Dennis Rodman…or has that already been proven?