Typical Apple move. Divert attention to someone else.

And it was the best damn pipe ever. Yes there’ve been pipes before, but never a pipe with this much pippeyness. In fact if you were to describe how much of a different pipe this was to any pipe that’s been before, you’d use one word... ‘Courage’...

When are they going to do something about the companies that advertise stuff which when placed in your basket and you’re about to pay, mysteriously don’t got through. I had that experience only yesterday. Seems I was supposed to ‘contact’ the store owner so that they could ‘do a deal’.

No doubt about it. When Apple finally get round to inventing something, you can be sure it will be the best implementation evva.

Except that’s not actually true is it? There have been ransome ware attacks on Macs.

Sure... sure... Let me show you these magic beans I’ve got... Only cost a couple of million.

Should really read. ‘It never ceases to amaze us, how we manage to spend so much money on getting people to make us so much shit to make us look good’

He should Fucking know. The Cunt’s full of wind.

So basically China will get a different kind of made up information than we are getting.

Imagination is a good thing, but not when it’s presented as truth.

OSX is superior... Lol. Tell that to all the pros who are now going to have to get other devices.

This is the very definition of Courage... Having the courage to stick your head so far up your ass that it becomes a head again. Apple never knowingly shy of shafting their users.

The racism? The sexism? The lets Fuck up anyone that I don’t like ism.

What you mean aside from his succeeding in buying press oppression?

The snark is because the only poverty he’s trying to cure is his own. FFS he’s gone on record many a time saying that his users are the product and need to be milked.

To be fair, Zuck is trying to cure poverty... His own poverty, but he’s trying to cure poverty.

That long password is called ‘security’. Granted that’s not a concept that most Apple users have having been conned into thinking they didn’t need it for years, but it’s actually necessary.

God, Jony Ive is a complete twat. It’s a wonder he didn’t sue Sherwood Forest for copying him.

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It’s pretty normal for Apple though. They always try to downplay issues until called out.