You know if people weren’t such prudes and we weren’t founded by puritans this could be real life! Harrumph.

Please, Blizzard, please, give us this as an alternate option for Reaper’s ult in Overwatch. TwistedGrimTV reimagined the bane of your existence and mine with a bit less grimdark edge and a bit more fabulous flash. It really is raining men. Hallelujah.

Same. Reminds me of when my Catholic and very Mexican aunt saw the manual for Diablo II sitting by my computer. That was a shit storm.

never buy Dark Souls!

I wish my mom was like this. 30 seconds into an experiment like this and she’d be telling me how there are probably demons in the game and how I need to stop playing and go to church

You will be shocked to hear this, but many of us on staff here at Kotaku play Overwatch. It’s actually pretty unusual for so many of us to be playing the same game, so we thought we’d make some weekly videos where we casually chat about what’s new with the game.

This and The Witcher 3 are the only two games I’ve ever purchased season passes for.

No regrets whatsoever.

The first DLC pack for Dark Souls III comes out October 25, Namco Bandai said today. It’s called Ashes of Ariandel and will add to the game “a brand new environment filled with terrifying new enemies, challenges, and exciting lore.” Costs $15.