Fucking Nellie Oleson.

I'm so glad you get me.

Its better that way. Being made by God sounds incredibly boring...

Also, those weird single use spoons that come in fancy silverware sets like jelly spoons and grapefruit spoons...LOVE

I've always wanted to try eating with those collectible state spoons.

The manliest men choose sourdough and black coffee. That said, I don't always like super manly men, and could definitely see "my type" choosing whole grain and a cappuccino!

Solution...babies playing sports!

I did the same thing with waffles and I exclusively ate with a baby spoon (not a teaspoon) until I was about 12.

Bread and coffee...duh!

You've seen Disney Prince dongs now because you chose to look at them, in an article called "Disney Dudes Dicks". They weren't waiting for you in an article about say, ANYTHING ELSE.

Yeah, but you still clicked on it.

I think we're all ill now.

Jesus F. Christ, even if he cured ALS today, they'd complain that he took the jobs of the people working to cure it.

Exactly. And knowing this country, if he DID do it, you just know people would start saying "Well if HE did it, there's no way in HELL I'm going to. Fuck ALS awareness."

Also, didn't the President already say he was just going to donate the $100? Or is that a dream I had?

Yes, and every once in a while it flashes weirdly, until you're told that its something called "the color red".

I was grinning until "trickle of pus".

A cow once "charged" me, and as a solution, my dad picked me up and threw me to the side...and onto a cactus. Cows are terrifying.

"Ebrola" is my new favorite thing. Thank you for this.

I work at BN and we were encouraged to wear blues, not dress up like characters. Also, the article said it was a volunteer.