Folks, I hate to say it, but we might have reached peak torchlopnik here. Though if there is one man that could defy the odds and raise the bar, its our favorite obscure tail light researching basement video game lair dwelling madman.

The Bentley Continental GT is my daily...

Never thought I’d agree with the sphincter of a Greek deity, but here we are

turkey with what else?

‘standing in a library...’ made me snort up my turkey sandwich.

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

• Try to buy Ferrari

Rivan stock up 1000%

Because he’s 51 years old competing against guys in the WRC who are 20+ years younger. There’s also the fact that he started rallying in his 40s, while the other top drivers in the WRC have been rallying since their teens.

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

May the Syrup be with you. 

Tops are overrated.

Totally irrelevant to the specific topic, but while looking for any images of a land speeder with a roof, I found this. Now I want it.

The same reason why you read both this post and the last one. It’s interesting. A major publication is the first to put the C8 on the dyno, and they publish MEGA numbers that seemed fishy. Of course I’m gonna write that up—that’s industry news.

The key is to write it with a healthy dose of skepticism, and ideally, to…

Seems the dyno wasn’t the only one that thought it was AWD...

When Nissan send their cars, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending cars that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing CVT. They’re bringing mediocrity. They’re Rogues. And none, I assume, are good cars.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Ugh. This makes me so sick.

Pun intended.

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