Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

As expected, no reply.

I thought this was a masturbation article…. Imagine my disappointment.

Saw them at the Fillmore this weekend in Philadelphia… Wonderfully weird. Spectacle and rock at its best.

There is already some small-cocked dude attaching this to a cucumber and trying to get a high score with a cantaloupe.

Uhhhhhh mkay I guess I needed a rant? Did you need to rant?

Thanks …. I am obviously too damn lazy to just look it up.

You are what you eat, and apparently I am death incarnate!

They almost HAVE to have a woman this time…and with a male companion (or a woman if the Dr. is a lesbian) would be a intriguing, if very safe and P.C., choice.

Or drop him off somewhere fun like….I'd like to see how he'd do in Sparta or feudal Japan…

it's simple escapism - today, by and large, SUCKS. A time-travel show allows us to go to a time and place that doesn't suck, or sucks and requires us to help change it into something that does not suck.

You haven't missed much. Weekend update is pretty good now though.

For most of us that'd be a return to Weisse hahahaha

While not totally sick of IPA's I am definitely moving away from the Imperial IPA's and branching out into the Gose (is the plural Geese?) and the quality craft Pilsners. The Gose has such complex flavors and that tartness is becoming something I crave, while the good craft Pilsners just taste like a damn good beer. …

Best (almost quoted right) line of the night:
"Do you want to get burned by molten lead? Because that's how you get burned by molten lead."
And yeah, I'm too damn lazy to look up the exact quote, but I laughed long and hard. Reminded me of my platoon sergeant saying something similar about me blowing myself up during…

Day drinking does NOT start at 3pm…that's damn near happy hour.
A good day drinker begins no later than 1130, so you can get a seat at the bar before the degenerate businessmen trying to swill three martinis before their 1pm meeting.

For the win…. Hahahahaha

The Pitfall remake for the Xbox was actually pretty good.

It was 1977. I GUARANTEE if you were 7 in 1977 (as I was) you would have been enthralled and amazed, and would have played until your fingers cramped and your eyes glazed over.