The studio behind Minions? I just hope it isn’t like Minions. I really hope Nintendo takes the helm on this writing it and gets a GOOD director that can be trusted to make a good animated movie.

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The jokes in Thor 3, by and large, made the entire scene come to a crashing standstill. A few worked fluidly (Hulk tossing a dino jaw at the door to get someone to stay worked pretty well), but all that annoying slapstick made the movie a rough sit for me. I had hoped the rest of the movie would follow that incredibly…

Jim Davis himself is a pretty big fan. He’s got it in him to make some truly amazing stuff when he puts his mind to it, its just that he’s been on autopilot for a while. I do love that classic one where Garfield is having some sort of fever dream while starving to death alone.

Is this yet another awful CW teen soap opera? Yes, absolutely. The question is whether it’s the RIGHT kind of awful that can enjoy status as campy comedy. Eh, not so much. I did enjoy the first season of CW’s The Flash, but the marks of terrible teen drama were there even early on. CW isn’t the only guilty party here.…

Um, roaches mean a roach came into the house at one point. They don’t indicate the man is living in a pile of garbage, just that he’s been infested with roaches. Now, leaving food around doesn’t HELP, but if you’ve got a garbage can, or if literally anything has fallen under your fridge or stove ever, or if you have…

VLC would mean Nintendo doesn’t have to do the work, but I worry Nintendo might be concerned about anything letting outside assets get used on their system, since history has shown such applications to be a good avenue for OS exploits. I don’t think that should make Nintendo gunshy about it, but that might be their…

That tie fighter costume, with the swagger, the confidence that says, “yes, my head is a space plane”, is truly the best.

Some people, sure. These people,definitely (we caught it on tape). Me? Not so much, and to have modern pop culture tell it, I might not be human.

I think doomguy would be fine healing people, unless they were nazis or possessed by demons or his former CO. He would be utterly traumatised if he found out even one demon wasn’t ripped and/or torn at the end of one of his rampages though. The only therapy would be more demon slaying.

But like, did I break any actual objects? Or were those things like holographic projections? Mind demons? Tell me I at least have mind demon guts on my fists!

Games have exploded recently in space taken up. I think it’s those 2k-4k textures every game developer is using now for every surface. It’s nice and detailed, and I do like being able to read the random trash I find on the ground (Latex Condo... boy I’d like to live in one of those!) but wow that was an uptick,…

It was another good Marvel movie. Enjoyable enough while it lasted, but I don’t see myself ever watching it again. Same ol’ fun action interspersed with lighthearted humor. Same ol’ final bad guy standing over the seemingly defeated good guy before they have a flash back or inner dialog or something remind them what…

I too have become sick of the plague of “realism” infecting the game (and movie) industries. It’s fantastical! Stop trying to write “real world” dialog and just make characters easier to understand. Movies and games not only have never achieved “realism”, they fundamentally CAN NEVER BE REALISTIC. It’s a pointless…

Conquer Rainbow Road and you control the path to Asgard, and thus have the keys to all the realms.

So what DID I punch in there?

Awesome, but there’s 4 Keens hanging in that room. Ok, let’s add a Minority Report twist here. The UAC, discovering records of the Black Hole Sun (or whatever) that Billy kept in his diary, cloned super genius Billy Blaze and hooked all their brains up to their network forcing them to create the tech. The Doom Marine…

This was the 90's. He was SOUR back then, salty now. They changed the flavors on us, and I was never consulted on this change! Salty, to me, means you’re a sailor or at least talk like one.

Then does Doomguy hate BJ? I seem to recall killing Billy Blaze back in Doom 2.... 4 times in the same room.

Wait, what’s the point in getting LA Noire’s physical edition if the cartridge won’t even play the game? Nintendo needs to put their foot down and demand all cartridge releases are fully playable. They can use larger capacities if that’s what it takes.