Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Pete Holmes.

The fucking paddle boat scene in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory... 

Huh, guess I’ve been in a test market.

I kind of presumed some would push back on the Ross kid being guilty of the murder, but while watching while it was unfolding, so many fragments of scenes earlier in the series started to make more sense, because without the context, they were just odd and curious. I didn’t think it a cheap twist especially given how…

ahah that’s so accurate. I was happy for baby gays having this movie as an example, but it was so ...straight while also having very bad friend characters! they just dropped him ! 

This is hilarious. Love Matt Rogers

What kind of phone was that masturbating nazi kid using?

She experiences time the same way Dr Manhattan does!

Maybe if it was pointing from the other direction, but yeah, I was real confused too for a moment given the placement of the fish.

Also loved Louise running across the street - stopping to look both ways - and then continuing to run.

2:20-2:43.

My favorite part of the episode was the shout-out to Deadspin during the intro.

Whether this is the end or not, I will miss the pre-Spanf#$ker Deadspin. You all were my go-to source for sports and non-sports coverage. I remember during the Doug Ford and Teo scoops, I was checking Deadspin probably 20 times a day. I loved the Drew, Patrick, Barry, Tim, Will Gordon’s Drunk Spin, and the best…

Naturally, I agree with this, but I also immediately skip ahead every episode to the start of the interview as I assume everyone else does.

“We stage a burglary, and in the struggle we stab Dad, but only a little, and Mom is go glad he survived she forgets all about the anniversary.” Wow, you know Gene’s feeling the heat when he starts talking like Louise.

That was an unusually polite C+ review. 

He’s not actually taking credit for inventing podcasts, he’s just using it as a joke to (affectionately) give Conan a bunch of shit about it.

I remember when the AV Club recapped Elementary every week.  I miss my Clyde Watch.

Dear Mr. Tamayo,

I’ve never played an FE game, but just from some stuff I’ve read on the periphery, I could have guessed only one house would remain standing at the end.  I think you’re being a little dramatic.