Sadly, he just passed. I got word from a friend in journalism. They’re preparing to run the story now.

Sometimes, in the face of tragedy, it’s better to be optimistic. At least Lamar isn’t brain-dead like Curt Schilling.

Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for. I’m a motherfucking monster.

Humans? This was Texas. Home of the inhuman impotent revenge fantasy and prioritizing football loyalties above all else.

Houston.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

The victim should have had a concealed carry permit, right? He could have protected himself, like UT Austin students.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.

Yes.

Roger Goodell: [takes credit]

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I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

What’s yours Leslie?

I saw him from my street the other day:

I DO NOT LIKE THAT LINE IT’S OFF BY ABOUT THREE VEGAS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING

What would you do if your best Twitter friends were owning you so bad about your personal hygiene being terrible and you being a medicine ball-shaped semi-human who likes bad things and makes terrible jokes?

Will you please do a Deadcast where Drew spends the entire episode in character as Lupica? Thanks in advance.