I fucking love hot dogs, and have so many different ways I’ll eat them.

Onions, chili (texas), cheese
Onions, coney sauce, cheese
Onions, mustard, chili (cincinnati), cheese (I hereby accept the incoming fightin’ words)

Banana peppers, jalapenos, tomatoes have all made appearances.

At the ballpark, I’m going plain with…

Exhibit B:

To sune

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

It’s like the NBA equivalent of the Redman episode of Cribs.

+1 Battery Charge and Neck Injury Civil Lawsuit

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

This might be one of those rare times when grownups and professionals joining in on a meme from the teens works out to everyone’s benefit

The distance he had to go to make the catch is a very good sign for the pitcher; it means that the ball didn’t impart all of its potential energy to Ray’s skull. The scariest ones are when the ball hits and just falls right there.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Not so funny when its not Charlie Brown out there on the firing line is it?

Descalso catch was crazy all things considered.

He got his bell rung. Let him walk it off and he’ll be fine. The mood swings won’t start for another decade or two...

I think there’s enough to go around. Lets not forget Senator Hirono of Hawaii, who also has cancer and got up to totter in and cast her vote. I don’t begrudge anyone any praise for defeating this thing. I’m just thankful they managed it.

Got shot down by a Maverick? Looks like McConnell was in the danger zone.

Agent: “What about the Twins?”

rofl thanks for pointing that out. missed that even after watching this clip 10 times.

McCain is still an opportunist; he jumps in at the last minute and gets all the praise.

Totally see your point. He can definitely be a grandstander or gloryboy like any other politician, but this was pretty fucking epic. (Plus, he’s earned about as much goodwill as any person ever could.) He doesn’t really give a fuck about healthcare, and is still super conservative and wrong on a bunch of shit. His…

My favorite part is how Marco Rubio starts off menacingly chewing gum and by the end has to reach out to lean on a desk for support.