This still fits his narrative of waiting to do the right thing until it gets him the most acclaim possible.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

While we breath a sigh of relief, let’s not forget that the reason the GOP plan failed was only because they couldn’t decide between somewhat fucking everyone over and totally fucking everyone over.

Next McCain will tell Trump that the Hanoi Hilton was nicer than his gold plated resorts

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

John McCain just gave McConnell the bird and hit him with a stone cold stunner!

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked:

If you think half the readers here are Trumpeteers you’re even more delusional than I already suspected (b/c you support Trump rather than humanity and are presumably a human).

I’m a little late to the party, but based on the score of your comment and the replies I think you understand now that you don’t have support of half of this community. Oh yeah, Go Fuck Yourself.

Half of deadspins audience are most certainly not Trump supporters.

LOL you think half of the population supports our current administration.

You morons keep saying “half the country”... Guess what, your boy lost the popular vote and has the worst approval ratings in the history of the modern era. Keep thinking “half” the country supports this fetid gopher anus clowncar shitshow.

Half? You must be new here.

Because you’re in the half they don’t want. Go away.

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

Every time these GOP slime creatures get bitten by the snake they willingly allowed in their bed, it makes me smile for a second, before I realize this is literally the path toward fascism.

He may have MEANT 30 but if he said 3, it should go down as 3. Let them add an “editor’s note” or put some shit in parentheses or something but changing the text of what he actually said with no indication it was changed? C’mon...

guess they have to do something with the leftover Vinyl costume and sets.