Do you completely ignore your theoretical NFL team until it makes the NFC or AFC championship?

It was definitely a quintessential USMNT goal: jamming a square peg through a round hole and eventually it goes through.

By your population logic China and India would be world soccer powers and Uruguay and Portgual would be terrible.

Like some sort of ban?

Only 7 nations have advanced to 3 of the last 4 knockout rounds. The US is one of them.

Hey, Mexico lost to Jamaica in SoCal (which is to say, “at home”), so it could be a whole lot worse.

Do managers go to a special class or a special school where they learn how to exaggerate and gesticulate and move their head like that? Banister was trying to imitate Earl Weaver or Billy Martin when what he really wants is to get shitcanned so he can go down the tunnel and relax and not have to watch his team losing…

There are 211 nations in FIFA.

Nah, Arena gets a pass on leaving him off the roster, Bobby’s in Europe getting ready for the new season.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE LISTENING TO??

Strangest music I have ever heard. Ever. In my life.

If I were Billy I’d have found a way to insert at least 3 cheap shots at MLS into my comment.

While I “sort of” understand what you’re getting at, do you realize the cost of the funeral could easily be 3-4 times the cost of that 14 year old Buick? What’s their ability to own an old piece of crap car have to do with proving they have the financial stability to afford a funeral?

DEMPSEY: Call it
REF: no, see, I’m the ref. I flip the coin. You have to call it.
DEMPSEY: ...call it
REF: Ok we’re gonna need a new captain out here

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

Yeah, sorry Robert—your taste in music is the real crime here!

Yeah it started out fine then idk what was going on

Enjoyed the Grand Cherokee slowly limping off the road like a shell-shocked soldier wandering around Omaha Beach holding his own arm.

This shit is why I still slow down and I look most of the time that I have a green light. Yes you’re right, it’s your right of way, and the other guy is an asshole if they run the light, but being right doesn’t keep you from dealing with the consequences of several tons of metal slamming into you.

PSA: Money is gross. Do not put money in your mouth.