Tyrion: But then how do we attack King’s Landing?

Didn’t they just introduce as a major plot device an ineffective plan of conquest when those guys where going to go kill those other guys but got killed by those third guys before they got there? So there was no point in that?

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Building a trebuchet to launch the goddamn Mountain at the dragons would have been a better weapon.

I liked this tweet.

During that scene I thought stop smiling idiots this weapon requires the dragon to stay stationary at close range. Yeah, that will happen.

But even then, isn’t The Wall at most a 5 day ride from Winterfell? Even Bran could make it there by now.

Although unless they killed and ate all the ravens, Bran could just warg into one and give it the needed instructions.

Yea I don’t think he is supposed to be a good supervillain. Just a cocky bastard. The only thing that makes him strong is the ships that he has. Perhaps they could have shown a scene or two where they greyjoys are making their own designs and he comes in and shows them a better more advanced ship design to make…

I am definitely not a fan of how hard they are pushing Euron lately. They are hellbent on making him worse than Ramsay, but it’s just not possible to do at the sped up pace we have reached. Characters like Joffrey and Ramsay terrorized people for seasons and we had our hatred built up appropriately, but they expect us…

Right, and that’s part of the problem! They want everyone to think “He killed the Sand Snakes, the bastard!” but they did such a poor job with the Sand Snakes that instead the strongest reaction is “Meh.” or “Good riddance.”

Euron Greyjoy might have been an acceptable villain before the show kicked us repeatedly in the crotch with Ramsay Bolton. As it is, there is quite literally nothing Euron can do to seem scary, unless they want to go into the Eldritch Apocalypse theory and give him an actual kraken. Oh no, he enjoys battle! Oh no,…

man i cracked the fuck up when the fireballs started. it’s like ryu was just off screen...SHORYUKEN...SHORYUKEN...SHORYUKEN...

It begs the question just what did the masters cut...just the berries or the whole set?

Plus, the extended Missandei nude scene was pretty cool. Begs the question though, how does she return the favor? Bet it got real weird after the camera cut away. Also, Hot Pie spitting game at a girl he thought was a boy was very progressive of him.

I liked the episode, but the naval battle bothered me for several reasons:

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

Guy fucking fails in profession that metaphorically prints its own money. Gets only job that can literally do it.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

This video is from the same stadium as the beer chugging girl.