Well bud, you go right ahead and use your fancy stats. Pretty sure my anecdotal childhood memories are a better indicator of future predictions though.

I’m a lifelong Braves fan. Sorry friend but you are very wrong.

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

You may not be able to get the Rockets for that price, but I’m betting it would make you pretty competitive in the Marlins bidding.

Aide: “The Rockets are for sale. Could get $1.65 billion.”

The initiation fee for Elon Musk’s Doomsday-Proof Satellite Sanctuary are reeeeeaallly steep.

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a billionaire liquidating assets.

3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a baby

What’s a gender reveal party? Something this guy/gal needs to throw.

YES!

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

Some stupid thing millenials have created to give their friends one more thing they have to pretend to care about. I avoid this by having no friends.

It’s just one more way to drag out the celebration that you’ve successfully procreated.

Wypipo

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

Meanwhile his brother Khris got drunk and sunburned to shit out on the lake today.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

LOL