My friend goes to Penn with her- apparently shes a YUUUGE cokehead.

Yeah, well I've been reading Deadspin longer than you've been posting here. And I never personally insulted you. So how about you show some class and keep it respectful.

$8500

I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

Everyone likes to pile on Disney parks, but I think you have to go into it with the right mindset. Certain members of my family are Disney FREAKS. They’ve gone every year at least once that I’ve been alive (it’s not that expensive if you make a habit out of it. You learn when the deals are, plus they get a military…

You forgot to finish your post with #Trump2016 but we can fill in the blank on our own.

Are you the type of guy that clicks on an ad and expects to still be on that same site? You’d almost think io9 is about gaming instead of sci-fi/fantasy etc. Makes sense considering who you’re defending though...

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It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

No, it was just a poor choice of words. I’m sure that she doesn’t think any woman who has had a pregnancy is unsuccessful. She probably should’ve worded it more like “I successfully avoided pregnancy thanks to PP.”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

...but you have to live in the Midwest.

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

Bo Ryan has been having an affair with a University of Wisconsin athletic department employee from Waunakee, Wisconsin and got her pregnant. Deadspin, if you want to break this story, I just gave you a big lead. Have fun. The story is real.