My friend goes to Penn with her- apparently shes a YUUUGE cokehead.

Yeah, well I've been reading Deadspin longer than you've been posting here. And I never personally insulted you. So how about you show some class and keep it respectful.

$8500

I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

No, it was just a poor choice of words. I’m sure that she doesn’t think any woman who has had a pregnancy is unsuccessful. She probably should’ve worded it more like “I successfully avoided pregnancy thanks to PP.”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Bo Ryan has been having an affair with a University of Wisconsin athletic department employee from Waunakee, Wisconsin and got her pregnant. Deadspin, if you want to break this story, I just gave you a big lead. Have fun. The story is real.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.