This is unacceptable. I need more Gabe Luna in my life, especially as the Spirit of Vengeance. #LiterallyHotAsHell

Double post, crap.

Day-to-day it’s pretty self-sufficient, sure. But leave the rest of the city’s “power structure” (such as it is) to their own devices for too long, and aspirational dickholes like Patrick Lynch start getting ideas that they’re really the one in charge. Which is good for nobody, because that man is a terrorist.

It’s good to have aspirations in life. And now his friends know what to get him for Hanukkah. Well, the first five nights anyway...

“A year later” than November 2018? And in the past tense? Neat trick! What’s the future like? Are there still continents?

I love this too, because I’m a connoisseur of schadenfreude and this entire dust-up dishes it out in great, heaping spoonfuls.

Meh. Not like it matters. We’re all going to die from bacterial infections borne in the fecal mist that’s ejected from all the toilets we foolishly flushed without closing the lid first.

*Throws vape at ground and punches hole through the drywall

Let’s not kid ourselves. The only reason Ferrari is pissed about this is because they’re jealous. I bet they don’t have a champagne-bottle-shaped garden hose nozzle.

Some people just can’t be told anything, it’s their mindset. They will argue any point with absolutely anyone, so confident are they in their own superior knowledge.

Just like people!

I’m always of the belief that this sort of thing is driven by the scum-sucking lawyers. Not that Nintendo isn’t theoretically calling the shots, but when a company like that hires a mercenary legal team to protect their IP, they’re going to take their very expensive legal advice.

This analysis is fascinating, and seems spot-on as it also helped explain (this is completely true) why I’ve always nonsensically associated the Bonnie Tyler song “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with this movie. “Turn around, bright eyes...”

Wait, I thought this was the Mole man? #SoManyMenSoManyMoles

I really respect his sartorial choices. The whole Superman underwear-on-the-outside look is a timeless classic, and those boots are to die for.

Everything about how the Squirrel Girl character has been managed over the past decade-ish has been great. Comics needs more from all of these creators, because comics fans deserve to see the medium explored and expanded, not simply exploited as a revenue stream.

Also, technically it’s the third word in the post.

You can’t have been in that much of a hurry, if you found time to count them all.

Finally, the Battleship movie has a worthy successor.

I’m pretty much in agreement with most of the other commenters that the “diagnostics” performed by the listed third-party apps are largely useless... at best, they’re guiding you through tests you could easily perform yourself, since they don’t have access to any data other than what you can easily observe.