Dubstep == tumble-dry. You've discovered their secret.

Neither of the guys in that photo appears to have a beard.

I definitely always wanted to bang fratboys. …Not my brothers. They were, well, my brothers. But my first boyfriend was a brother in another house. And he had some freakin' hot brothers.

The point isn't that it's so easy to write a hit. Exactly the opposite. It's that some hits (not most, certainly not all) are shit writing. Hits should be difficult to write. But we keep making stupid people famous.

I used to buy all of my music on CD. I now own roughly 20 of the several 100s of CDs I bought, over time. Not by my intent, mind you, just bad life choices.

He's discussing views, anyway, so if those 11 subscribers all sit glued to Red 24/7 and literally never sleep (the Netflix dream!) then they can still win.

I was thinking that Reed Hastings is possibly the most Hamptons name ever. What the hell is his address, 1 Stuckuppington Lane?

The fact that Iron Fist was their first Marvel dud can't have helped any. I just hope its crappiness doesn't infect Defenders.

Shit, now I owe you $37.

This is the most successful Ann Roll in ages!

Aw, you're just bitter because the feds' cars blocked your driveway, and Dago The Racist-a Stereotype-a Clown couldn't get in to your birthday party so she could perform while they were dragging you away.

#PROTIP: No parodist would actually have him get the date math right on the start of the Easter Egg Roll vs. its age. The fact that he managed to pull off simple arithmetic (stopped-clock rule), instead of rewriting history and/or arithmetic to align with how they work in his world, exposes this as an…

YKINMKATOK.

Well, we can't be sure, but of all the various capacities his IMDb page credits him in, there are no "Writer" credits. I think if you're Mark Hamill and you're writing Star Wars fanfic, you're going to let people know about that shit, the way Ms. Marvel frequently does.

Fun Fact: Estelle Getty was one year younger than Bea Arthur, who played her daughter on The Golden Girls.

I feel like Mark Hamill already won this one, a week ago. Says the Hollywood Reporter: Mark Hamill Jokes 'Rogue One' Vader Scenes Look Like Steve Bannon's Home Movies.

It's pretty simple, really. He's beautiful and he makes me want to do dirty, dirty things.

They have wild horses in Florida!? …Huh.

Ooh, low bar.

Well, if he is an anchor, he must've been beaten with a Consulting Zoologist stick.